‘We’re here to liberate your wireless router’
The common vigilante has, historically, been associated with an assortment of activities, ranging from reducing street crime and helping the elderly cross the road, to overthrowing governments, liberating suppressed communities and forming independent states.
However, a new, sophisticated breed of online vigilante is emerging, and if I told you that they reside on such sites as orangeproblems.co.uk and talktalkhell.wordpress.com, you might get an immediate feel for what I’m trying to describe.
The dawn of the ISP vigilante is among us, and these guys make the Cuban neighbourhood militias look like your local cub pack.
Having visited these sites myself, I was taken aback not only by the extreme, terrifying and contemptuous wrath some consumers reserve for their ISPs, but also the depth of information included therein.
As a one-stop remedy shop for all your ISP glitches, you need not look any further. Therefore, if you’re having no luck whatsoever with your ISP’s standard customer helpline, why not venture into a dedicated forum and see if you can find the solution to your problem there? The TalkTalkHell site gives ample information regarding difficulties with e-mail services, USB issues and DNS problems. They’ll also furnish you with direct phone numbers that allow you to bypass the usual human barriers in call centres.
Another added incentive, of course, is the opportunity these sites afford you to bitch, gripe and moan about your ISP while, at the same time, learning how to fix that problem router. Let’s not underestimate the ‘eureka’ factor either, when you realise there are another 75 people (in the south Loughbrough region alone) experiencing exactly the same problems as you.
I love a good moan, who doesn’t? Make mention to Andriy Shevchenko at the wrong time of day and I’ll go on for hours (and possibly end up punching myself in the face). The Virgin Media vigilante blog (cablehell.com, naturally), dishes out some of the best slatings I’ve read for many a year, some of these people can really write.
There are right and wrong ways to enter into formal complaints procedures though, and we’ve discussed this issue on Broadband Choices many times. Perhaps vigilante sites work best as an area to vent your spleen and relieve some of the frustration before calling your ISP and lodging a complaint. As we all know, screaming down the phone will get you nowhere.
Across all these sites, disgruntled users seem to have beef with three major issues, which arise time and time again:
(1) Advertised speeds not matching their own received speeds
(2) Customer Services offering inaccurate and unhelpful information
(3) The current hot topic, fair usage policies and the cost of downloading beyond your allotted amount.
For those wishing to sock it to the man, take a step into this world. You never know, you just might make a difference.
If a more sanguine, mild-mannered rant is your bag, then get yourself over to the Broadband Choices reviews area.
