”Now then, s-t-o-c-k-i-n-g…..”
Just a quick one today, and something I’ve been dying to do for a while, a top 15 compilation of the best search engine terms used to stumble across the invaluable den of consumerism that is the Consumer Choices blog.
I’m sure most of these people got a little more (or in some cases, less) than they bargained for, but I hope the guy (or girl) who searches for “stocking head” every other day has managed to iron out his (or her) finances, get hooked up with a reliable broadband provider and significantly reduce his (or her) gas bills.
Anyway, feast your eyes on these gems, and for a little game, try to work out which post their search engine term led them to.
I’ve got 12 out of 15 so far.
- Kate Nash in bare feet
- Stocking Head
- Theo Walcott Nude
- Can men work for Excel Telemedia?
- Wealthy Nigerian businessman
- My boyfriend is in need of debt help
- Hair extension fibre
- Surfing Howard Halifax
- Shane Richie no no no
- Can I get money for my bone marrow?
- Lidl sun creams
- Fake IDs in Barry, South Wales
- Dear sir, I am undressing
- Review for Tesco trampette
- Ross Kemp is a fake
MarketGuard Mortgage Rate Insurance – Protection or Exploitation?
9 out of 15, and I’m particularly stuck on “Dear sir, I am undressing”. Glad to hear that people are finally realising the truth about Ross Kemp though. He’s pulled the wool over our eyes for far too long.
Somehow, “Dear sir, I am undressing” leads you here:
http://blog.consumerchoices.co.uk/2008/04/30/dear-sir-i-am-a-wealthy-nigerian-businessman/
This is a much discussed post in accidental SEO circles i believe.
I think it was Steve McFadden who typed in the Ross Kemp search term, so tired is he of living in the great one’s shadow.
Two from overnight that would have made it in had they been typed 24 hours earlier:
“Pimp my Nissan Micra”
and
“Cross breeding tigers and panthers”